i think that's beautiful. pieces solving a puzzle.

[compsci]

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[asyndeton]

That would make sure it doesn't come true! Everyone knows that.

[compsci]

and here i thought you had everything you could ever wish for
isn't that what you told me last night?

[asyndeton]

Yeah, but last night I was with you and today I'm not, so...

[compsci]

whose fault is that, huh?

[asyndeton]

Capitalism's.

[compsci]

i'll be done at 5:30 if you think you can last that long

[asyndeton]

I guess I can survive this bourgeois prison for another few hours.

[compsci]

i'll make it up to you, i promise

[asyndeton]

You always do, baby. 😘

[compsci]

emojis, huh?
😘👌🏻💦

[asyndeton]

I'm hip and cool, thanks.
😳🥰😴

[compsci]

don't worry, i'll let you get a nap in before you return the favor.

[asyndeton]

You're so good to me, sweetheart.

[compsci]

where do you think i learned it from?

[asyndeton]

I was about to make a joke about the nuns teaching you saintly behavior, but since this is a poorly-veiled discussion about sex, I thought better of it.

[compsci]

sister margaret did teach me all about the importance of showing my obedience

[ they are so going to hell ]

[asyndeton]

[ Jesus Christ. Well, he's already not getting into Heaven because he's broken so many Commandments, why stop now? ]

Yeah? Think you can dig up those lessons and show me just how obedient you can be?

[compsci]

you know i'd do anything you asked me to.

[asyndeton]

I know. You're such a good girl.

[compsci]

only when you ask me to be.

[asyndeton]

And when I ask you to be bad?

[compsci]

i might not know whether to obey or not. a bad girl might not listen to what she's told.

[asyndeton]

[ He honestly feels a little stupid doing this, but also... It's cliche as hell, he feels like that dumbass from 50 Shades but it's also kind of hot. Mostly because it means he's thinking about Daisy, naked, giving him that look she gives him when she gets so turned on she has to squirm in her seat. ]

Sounds to me like a misbehaving bad girl would need to be punished.

[compsci]

[ it's absolutely ridiculous... and yet, in her chair, she's squirming anyway. damn capitalism getting in the way of what should be a very good time. ]

she might. she might want to know what kind of punishment to expect if she were to misbehave.

[asyndeton]

[ Capitalism ruins everything. ]

I think that would depend on how much she misbehaves. She shouldn't get a spanking unless she really deserves it, don't you think?