i think that's beautiful. pieces solving a puzzle.

[compsci]

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yeah idk

[asyndeton]

On the last question of the exam she just drew a picture of a cat and walked out of the room.
I don't think she did the reading.

[compsci]

you're really cute when you're oblivious, you know

[asyndeton]

You think I'm really cute?

[compsci]

i think you're adorable.
i also think your student wants you to get real friendly with her in exchange for a good grade.

[asyndeton]

Aw, I'm flattered.

[ He really is. ]

She could just really like cats.

[compsci]

maybe she does.
she'll be disappointed that you're not going to go meet her kitty.

ok here's another

[asyndeton]

Will you be topless? Because that will affect my answer.

this insatiable fool

[compsci]

at the movies? i didn't think you wanted to get arrested...

[asyndeton]

I'm pretty sure if you went topless at the movies YOU'D get arrested.

[compsci]

i'd have to protest my innocence! i was clearly taken advantage of by my incredibly persuasive professor.

[asyndeton]

I'm not your professor anymore, sweetheart.

i don't wanna go to work i just wanna text all day

[asyndeton]

The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. I heard him saying he wasn't about to waste $15.
I feel like having this conference in Florida was just asking for shit like this.

time to play hooky

[compsci]

is he sure he didn't just take a fancy tylenol?
i'm pretty sure nothing worth searching through puke for is going to be fifteen bucks

[asyndeton]

That's my take on things, but I'm afraid to ask, honestly.

[compsci]

what do i have to do to bribe you into going to help that poor man out?

[asyndeton]

I'm not going anywhere near that guy's puke. Not for all the tea in China.

all i can brain rn is dumb texting so you get to put up with me

[asyndeton]

A homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...

lucky for you that's all i need

[compsci]

are you going to tell me what you wished for?

[asyndeton]

That would make sure it doesn't come true! Everyone knows that.

[compsci]

and here i thought you had everything you could ever wish for
isn't that what you told me last night?

[asyndeton]

Yeah, but last night I was with you and today I'm not, so...

i miss u beebee

[asyndeton]

So all of my upcoming conferences have been canceled and the school has basically completely shut down, which means I'm suddenly finding myself at a complete loss for what the hell to do with my time.

[compsci]

have you considered getting a hobby? i hear needlepoint's really in for your age bracket these days.

[asyndeton]

Jokes on you, I've been on the internet enough to know that that's not even a joke, cross stitch is getting very popular again.

[compsci]

that would explain why i have a three-piece set of pokemon cross stitch patterns sitting in my work bag?

( somebody's gotta have something to do in quarantine... )