i think that's beautiful. pieces solving a puzzle.

[compsci]

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all i can brain rn is dumb texting so you get to put up with me

[asyndeton]

A homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...

lucky for you that's all i need

[compsci]

are you going to tell me what you wished for?

[asyndeton]

That would make sure it doesn't come true! Everyone knows that.

[compsci]

and here i thought you had everything you could ever wish for
isn't that what you told me last night?

[asyndeton]

Yeah, but last night I was with you and today I'm not, so...

[compsci]

whose fault is that, huh?

[asyndeton]

Capitalism's.

[compsci]

i'll be done at 5:30 if you think you can last that long

[asyndeton]

I guess I can survive this bourgeois prison for another few hours.

[compsci]

i'll make it up to you, i promise

[asyndeton]

You always do, baby. 😘

[compsci]

emojis, huh?
😘👌🏻💦

[asyndeton]

I'm hip and cool, thanks.
😳🥰😴

[compsci]

don't worry, i'll let you get a nap in before you return the favor.

[asyndeton]

You're so good to me, sweetheart.

[compsci]

where do you think i learned it from?

[asyndeton]

I was about to make a joke about the nuns teaching you saintly behavior, but since this is a poorly-veiled discussion about sex, I thought better of it.

[compsci]

sister margaret did teach me all about the importance of showing my obedience

[ they are so going to hell ]

[asyndeton]

[ Jesus Christ. Well, he's already not getting into Heaven because he's broken so many Commandments, why stop now? ]

Yeah? Think you can dig up those lessons and show me just how obedient you can be?

[compsci]

you know i'd do anything you asked me to.

[asyndeton]

I know. You're such a good girl.

[compsci]

only when you ask me to be.

[asyndeton]

And when I ask you to be bad?

[compsci]

i might not know whether to obey or not. a bad girl might not listen to what she's told.

[asyndeton]

[ He honestly feels a little stupid doing this, but also... It's cliche as hell, he feels like that dumbass from 50 Shades but it's also kind of hot. Mostly because it means he's thinking about Daisy, naked, giving him that look she gives him when she gets so turned on she has to squirm in her seat. ]

Sounds to me like a misbehaving bad girl would need to be punished.