[ there aren't a whole lot of special occasions in the spooky season, professor. halloween doesn't count, that's just an excuse to dress up slutty and get drunk in college. ]
I was thinking of pulling one out the next time I'm trying to seduce you in front of thirty 18 year olds.
[ Yeah, he's going to be a Responsible Adult and stay in on Halloween so he can hand out candy to his neighbor's kids. She can go have fun being young and hot in a silly costume. ]
[ she almost sends something terrible back, but opts instead just to focus on cleaning up as best she can, straightening her room until it's something close to livable before he gets there with whatever snacks he's decided on. ]
i'm gonna hop in the shower. don't get lost in the snack aisles.
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...Which isn't much of a defense. But it is on the syllabus!
[ He can read her something a lot more scandalous, later, if she enjoys it so much. ]
I don't think it's too hard, you just follow the recipe printed on the box, right?
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[ yes, please ]
and are you offering to make me brownies?
because i might be persuaded to repay you very enthusiastically if you are.
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[ He totally did. ]
Sure, except that you just told me you don't have a baking tray.
So it'll be kind of difficult.
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i'm not complaining, btw. it was hot.
[ gently... fans his ego... ]
i can always steal the tray next time.
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[ Keep going, he definitely likes it more than he probably should. ]
They tend to sell them at stores too, you know.
You don't have to wait for another open house.
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[ that's not a no. ]
where's the fun in that? making a brownie tray disappear and then somehow reappear a few days later is like being a sneaky, baked goods making ghost.
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[ He'll have to pick a good one, now that he's talked it up so much. This might be difficult. ]
Well, it is the spooky season.
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like what?
[ there aren't a whole lot of special occasions in the spooky season, professor. halloween doesn't count, that's just an excuse to dress up slutty and get drunk in college. ]
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[ Yeah, he's going to be a Responsible Adult and stay in on Halloween so he can hand out candy to his neighbor's kids. She can go have fun being young and hot in a silly costume. ]
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[ she's teasing. that's probably not on the syllabus, anyway. ]
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[ He finishes teaching at two-fifty. Ten minutes is plenty of time to get back to his office and press her back against the door again. ]
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[ who needs an audience, anyway? ]
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[ An audience would be awkward, considering what he wants to do to her. ]
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i'm gonna hop in the shower.
don't get lost in the snack aisles.