I'm pretty sure I'm his favorite uncle, based on how happy he is to see me every time we hang out, so I'm going to agree with you.
Alright. I'll put it on the list.
[ Matt feels like he can handle a pretty decent amount of spice, but she's right, he is a White Dude from the country, so she may disagree with him. We'll see what the Chinese restaurant employees think. ]
Alright. I'll put it on the list.
[ Matt feels like he can handle a pretty decent amount of spice, but she's right, he is a White Dude from the country, so she may disagree with him. We'll see what the Chinese restaurant employees think. ]
It's a good thing your data is incomplete, I'd hate for you to realize I'm actually the least interesting Robertson brother.
For snacks?
[ Currently his list is egg drop soup, spicy noodles, and honey nut cheerios. ]
I'm trying to think of things that aren't too messy but can still be eaten one-handed.
So far it's mostly chips.
For snacks?
[ Currently his list is egg drop soup, spicy noodles, and honey nut cheerios. ]
I'm trying to think of things that aren't too messy but can still be eaten one-handed.
So far it's mostly chips.
I'm curious, what's your criteria?
[ He's not terribly worried about Daisy deciding to like his brothers more than him; for one thing, she doesn't know them, and for another, they're all married. Happily married. He's married too, but...it's complicated.
He stares at his phone for a minute, trying to parse that sentence. ]
Daisy, did you take a tray of brownies from an open house?
Like, just the brownies or the tray they were baked in too?
[ He's not terribly worried about Daisy deciding to like his brothers more than him; for one thing, she doesn't know them, and for another, they're all married. Happily married. He's married too, but...it's complicated.
He stares at his phone for a minute, trying to parse that sentence. ]
Daisy, did you take a tray of brownies from an open house?
Like, just the brownies or the tray they were baked in too?
They could be better at it than me, you don't know. They're not, but they could be.
[ They're also a lot closer to her age, especially John, who's only twenty-five.
He's trying not to think about the fact that he's seeing someone who's younger than his youngest brother. That's a little weird, right? ]
Alright. I was a little concerned there for a minute.
So you got unattended brownies and a dollar store platter. Good move.
[ They're also a lot closer to her age, especially John, who's only twenty-five.
He's trying not to think about the fact that he's seeing someone who's younger than his youngest brother. That's a little weird, right? ]
Alright. I was a little concerned there for a minute.
So you got unattended brownies and a dollar store platter. Good move.
In my defense I was reading that to all of my students.
...Which isn't much of a defense. But it is on the syllabus!
[ He can read her something a lot more scandalous, later, if she enjoys it so much. ]
I don't think it's too hard, you just follow the recipe printed on the box, right?
...Which isn't much of a defense. But it is on the syllabus!
[ He can read her something a lot more scandalous, later, if she enjoys it so much. ]
I don't think it's too hard, you just follow the recipe printed on the box, right?
[ Sliding down against the headboard, Matt slouches into his pillows and draws his knees up, positioning his lap top in such a way that it feels like she's close to him and they're just murmuring quietly to each other like they're at a sleepover and not hundreds of miles apart. ]
That's handy, [ he says, his eyes crinkling as he smiles at her, obviously enchanted. ] Because I really like you too. It'd be pretty embarrassing if you felt differently.
[ It's easy to joke about it when he's had confirmation that she agrees; he wouldn't feel nearly so good about teasing her if she hadn't confirmed that she was just as stupid over him as he is over her. Matt may be a lot of things, but entirely secure in himself is not one of those things, and the fact that he truly, deeply cares about her opinion means he'll never be entirely certain he's earned a good one.
Maybe he's an idiot for making such a fool of himself over a girl ten years his junior, but hey. She's looking pretty foolish over him, too. They can be foolish together. ]
That's handy, [ he says, his eyes crinkling as he smiles at her, obviously enchanted. ] Because I really like you too. It'd be pretty embarrassing if you felt differently.
[ It's easy to joke about it when he's had confirmation that she agrees; he wouldn't feel nearly so good about teasing her if she hadn't confirmed that she was just as stupid over him as he is over her. Matt may be a lot of things, but entirely secure in himself is not one of those things, and the fact that he truly, deeply cares about her opinion means he'll never be entirely certain he's earned a good one.
Maybe he's an idiot for making such a fool of himself over a girl ten years his junior, but hey. She's looking pretty foolish over him, too. They can be foolish together. ]
I was thinking of pulling one out the next time I'm trying to seduce you in front of thirty 18 year olds.
[ Yeah, he's going to be a Responsible Adult and stay in on Halloween so he can hand out candy to his neighbor's kids. She can go have fun being young and hot in a silly costume. ]
[ Yeah, he's going to be a Responsible Adult and stay in on Halloween so he can hand out candy to his neighbor's kids. She can go have fun being young and hot in a silly costume. ]
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