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yeah idk

[personal profile] asyndeton 2019-10-08 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
On the last question of the exam she just drew a picture of a cat and walked out of the room.
I don't think she did the reading.
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ok here's another

[personal profile] asyndeton 2019-10-08 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Will you be topless? Because that will affect my answer.
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i don't wanna go to work i just wanna text all day

[personal profile] asyndeton 2019-10-08 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. I heard him saying he wasn't about to waste $15.
I feel like having this conference in Florida was just asking for shit like this.
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all i can brain rn is dumb texting so you get to put up with me

[personal profile] asyndeton 2019-10-30 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
A homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
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i miss u beebee

[personal profile] asyndeton 2020-03-15 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
So all of my upcoming conferences have been canceled and the school has basically completely shut down, which means I'm suddenly finding myself at a complete loss for what the hell to do with my time.